You can call me Luke. I see, sir Luke. Just Luke.
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
It’s the little things, isn’t it?
i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.
Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.
fuck off mum im trying to save the planet
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
very into charts about naps
This is very useful for when I go back to uni.
Even on an escalator. [Video]
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
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